A Bag of Hammers

Well, Elizabeth is off to Italy. Ciao, bella!

In her absence, we're making as much sense as a bag of hammers. Clifton's letting loose tears of poesy, Buddha's revealing the mysteries of the JA&#150Vinci Code while "being played" by both Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson, and I'm pee&#150ing pure gold.

Ah, sweet life. I love you, love.

Over in MPS land, we've posted three new remixes of classic tracks originally recorded by Antonio Valenti of Hinchkraft Studios. These little darlings are so darn old, I don't even remember recording them. That doesn't say too much, though, because I used to drink a lot back then. Whatever.

In any case: these three songs kick so much bootie I can't stand it. Listen as we speed up and slow down uncontrollably.

An Evening Shit in the Street
Superman's Flying, Guns are Shooting
Jackals

Seriously: listen. I'm amazed at how awesome we are. We're better than Avenged Sevenfold or whatever else my little sister is listening to.

Yo, Primedia: Send us to LA for the Home Entertainment Show. We'll play for food and make you cool.
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