Baby mammoth found that is 34,000 years older than the Universe.

Preposterous.

This calls for a teabag science-book burning party. (You can actually picture that, can't you?)

Anything over 6,000 years old is a lie by science.

I blame Obama for all this science that's seeping into the Teabag Network. Imagine, Fox is repudiating its base!

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