I was browsing through the tweaks on A'gon and I came across this:

$860.00 will get you this PLUS 4 pages of 73 year old newspaper for "additional tuning"

I hope this tickles your funny bone like it did mine.

http://www.audiogon.com/cgi-bin/cls.pl?accstwek&1309452110&/Shun-Mook-Mpingo-Pendulum