Let's Play the Caption Game!
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Here I am, captured by the wily paparazzi (
Mark Fleischmann), at today's Denon press event in ever-rising downtown Jersey City, conveniently located only minutes from my humble abode.
Denon introduced a large and impressive new line of products aimed at achieving simple and seamless whole-home networking. Among the new components were 13 A/V receivers, a couple of smart-looking iPod docks, some snazzy remote control components, and even a couple of compact 2.1 systems.
Nevertheless, I was drawn — like the card that I am — to the massive units seen in the photo above. I don't even know what they do. But, I imagine, they do a lot. Mark sums up my befuddlement quite well, I think.
I look like I want to eat it.
"Holy crap," I thought to myself.
"What the eff are all those ins and outs?" I needed
Kal Rubinson to explain it to me.
