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Someone Must've Pinched My Front Legs Off

Here in the office, on Christmas Eve Eve, it's just me and the crickets. Wes Phillips, man">http://blog.stereophile.com/wesphillips/">man of many links, tells me that crickets">http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/news/story/0,9830,1648623,00.htm… are known to shed a leg if they get caught in a sticky situation, but only if they have had sex first.


Transit Strike: Day 3

"Do you want a ride to work?"


"What?"


"Are you going to Manhattan?"


"Yeah."


"Do you want a ride to work?"


"What do you mean?"


"I've got my car over there. I'm going to 58th Street, but you need four people in a car to be allowed to drive into the City. You wanna ride?"


"Nah, man. You're a stranger. Good luck with that, though."


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