And the So-Called Homeland Security Department Does Nothing!
There's a hops shortage!
Wes Phillips
The French They Are a Funny Race
Jon Carroll is always worth reading, but you really don't want to miss a column that has this lede: "This is such a wonderful story. It should serve as an example to us all, and as a shining light to the young. Yes, you can do something positive for society, while still breaking the law and cheesing everybody off! It's win-win."
On the Other Hand
Don't you really wish the Bond girls are real?
Zapped
Adam Sohmer writes: "A fine humanitarian has gone through the effort of aggregating most known Zappa videos residing on YouTube, and there's quite a bit on tap. Check out the professionally shot videos of the Yellow Shark concert and wonder why this performance has yet to see a formal release. Or just sift through the page and cancel the rest of the day's appointments."
Martin Amis Gets Spanked
Christopher Hitchens, too. Gosh, I love Chris Morris.
Happiness
"Happiness is a warm preamp," Bagheera insists.
One!
My office window is almost precisely one Huckleberry wide. You'd be amazed how much of the house has been measured by that metric.
Stacked Like Me
Clover Stroud's new 36DD's take her for a spin. Not surprisingly, she busted guys ogling her chest, but she also got the cold, um, shoulder from women—at least, that was Clover's take on the subject.
Uh-Oh!
We're doomed!
Hard Facts About Soft Ships
Maybe the skies won't be filled with airships after all.