Corey Greenberg

Epiphanies only come when you stop looking for them, and <I>mine</I> came in a room full of preschoolers watching cartoons at a Pizza Hut. I was taking my little nieces Alix (4) and Casey (1) out for dinner, and the last thing on my mind was <I>audio</I>; we wanted to PARTY! So my girlfriend Dara and I bundled them up in their car-seats and we high-tailed it over to the Hut, with visions of continuous-loop Tom'n'Jerry and cheap buffet pizza dancing in our heads.

I have a theory about "showing off" systems. I call it <I>Zen and the Art of Keeping Your Yap Shut</I>. Think about it: what's the first thing that pops into your head when someone tells you how great their system sounds? "Yeah, <I>right!</I>"

<B>Hasil Adkins: <I>Out to Hunch</I></B><BR>
Norton Records (no catalog # whatso-a-ever) LP, no CD. No producer, no engineer, no studio, no stereo, no mikes that weren't carbon police dispatcher models, no other people at all in fact&mdash;just Hasil Adkins, vocals and guitars and one-man drums and some weird rhythmic screeching that may or may not be LP surface noise. TT: infinite, as I can't stop hearing it in my head hours after I raised the needle off it.<BR>To order, send $10 to <A HREF="http://www.nortonrecords.com">Norton Records</A>, Box 646, Cooper Station, New York, NY 10003. If you don't, you shall burn in hellfire eternal. <A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/~Hasil_Adkins/">Hasil Adkins Fan Club</A>; <A HREF="http://www.grandrapidsrocks.com/haze">Hasil Adkins Headquarters</A>.

I dig tube amps. When all's said and done, good tube amps seem to sound more like real life than most solid-state gear; even after listening to and enjoying the hell out of musical solid-state designs like the Audio Research D-240 II and the Muse Model One Hundred, once I hook up the big VTL Deluxe 225s again it's just like going home. I could go on about timbral accuracy and clearer midrange textures, but the bottom line is, music just plain <I>sounds better</I> when you shoot it through good tubes, and once most people experience that magic, they're hooked.

I dig tube amps. When all's said and done, good tube amps seem to sound more like real life than most solid-state gear; even after listening to and enjoying the hell out of musical solid-state designs like the Audio Research D-240 II and the Muse Model One Hundred, once I hook up the big VTL Deluxe 225s again it's just like going home. I could go on about timbral accuracy and clearer midrange textures, but the bottom line is, music just plain <I>sounds better</I> when you shoot it through good tubes, and once most people experience that magic, they're hooked.

<B>RY COODER/VISHWA BHATT: <I>A Meeting by the River</I></B><BR>
Water Lily Acoustics WLA-CS-29-CD (CD only; LP available eventually). Kavichandran Alexander, prod., eng. AAD. TT: 39:48</FONT>

I think I've finally figured out the secret of <I>Stereophile</I>'s success. You, cherished reader, <I>don't</I> read this mag because it's chock full o' reviews of tantalizing audio gear (even though it is). And you <I>don't</I> read this mag because JA and RL strive so hard to keep the literary quotient as hi as the fi (even though they do). And I <I>know</I> you don't read this mag cuz trusting yer own sensory input is a mighty scary proposition indeed so you look to <I>Stereophile</I> as to a Holy Bible that eases your Earthly burden by <I>telling you</I>, Ah say Ah say TAILING YEW what to buy (do you?).